Some fun stuff for this Friday April 26th 2013. Last Friday in April 2013. I also have some new apps I would like to try out!! So with that lets get started!!

~Anti-Stess Quotes of the Day~

1. To understand everything is to forgive everything.

~Buddha~

2. To sovereign cure for worry is prayer.

~William James~

3. A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities, and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.

~Best Funny Jokes of the Day~

1. Good News:

Doctor Nick walks into his office to talk to a patient. He looks at the patient and says: "I have good news and bad news. Which would you like?" "The good news," the pateint says. "Well the good news is we're gonna name a disease after you."

2. Beer Contains Female Hormones:

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. 

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

3.Family Pants:

Jack and Jill were getting married.

Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on."

"I can't wear these, " she said.

"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that."

"I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said.

He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.

"Put these on," he said.

Jill replied, "I can't wear these."

"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said.

Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.

"I can't get in to these, " he said

"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!!"          

~Buddha Quotes of the Day~

1. On a long journey of human life, faith is the best of companions: it is the best refreshment on the journey: and it is the greatest property.

2. What is the apprpriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of this world, where each person is clinging to his piece of debris. What's the proper salutation between people as they pass each other in this flood?

3. You are not the same, nor are you another.

~Buddha~  

~Greek Mythology of the Day~

1.CASSANDRA:

Daughter of Priam and Hecuba.

She resists Apollo's advances and is thus cursed by him to see the future but never to be believed. 

She was captured by Agamemnon at the end of the Trojan adn taken to Mycenae, where she was killed by Clytemnestra.

2. SCYLLA:

Nymph turned into a monster by the sorceress Circe, who fell in love with a man Scylla had spurned. So Circe punished her by turning her body below the waist into dogs and snakes. Scylla hid in a cave and the snakes stole men from passing ships.     

3, ARES ((Greek)) MARS ((Roman)) 

Only child of both Hera and Zeus and god of battle-rage. Ares is notoriously cowardly. His companions are fear, panic, and famine. He carries on a much-ridiculed affair with Aphrodite, goddess of love. 

~Brain Teasers of the Day~

1. There are two meanings to me. With one I may need to be broken, with the other I hold on. My favorite characteristic is my charming dimple.

What am I?

2. What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?

3. It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old.

What is it?

Answers at the end!!   

~Guy Facts of the Day~

1. When four or more guys get together, they talk about sports.

2. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

3. Guys can never dream and hope too much.  

~Girl Facts of the Day~     

1. If a girl is taller than you, don't make any snide remarks when she wears heels.

2. Girls love foot rubs, back rubs, and head rubs.

3. Girls are intimidated by your mother. It's just the way it is, the way it's been, and the way it will ever be.

~Amazing Facts of the Day~

 1. The most populated city in the world is Tokyo, with 30 million residents.

2. The official beverage of Ohio is tomato juice.

3. The internet slang AFAICT means "as far as I can tell." 

~Cool Facts of the Day~

1. The IRS admits that one in five people who call their help line get the wrong answer to their question.

2. Eggs age more in one day at room temperature than in one week in the refrigerator.

3. It is believed that dinosaurs lived on Earth until around 65 million years ago when a mass extinction occurred.  

~Best Science Facts of the Day~

1. Each year, about 75 million people in the U.S. get sick from contaminated food.

2. Waste industry experts estimate that Americans discard 250 million tires each year, and that more than 3 million are stored in landfills.

3. All polar bears are left-handed 

~Health Facts of the Day~

1. Research shows that new babies prefer sweet tastes from birth.

2. Chewing tobacco can lead to cancer of the mouth, decay of tooth roots, pulling away of the gums from the teeth, and white patches in the mouth.

3. Local anesthesia is method to deliver pain control medication to a specific area.  

~Human Body Facts of the Day~

1. Twins do not have to be born on the same date. In fact, they can be born days apart.

2. Even small noises can cause the pupils of your eyes to dilate.

3. The little lump of flesh just forward of your ear canal, right next to your temple, is called a tragus.  

~Answers for Brain Teasers~

1. There are two meanings to me. With one I may need to be broken, with the other I hold on. My favorite characteristic is my charming dimple.

What am I?

~A TIE~

2. What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?

~THE EARTH~

3. It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old.

What is it?

~THE MOON~

~Random Life Facts of the Day~

1. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying 'yes' in Sri Lanka.

2.Most lipstick contains fish scales.

3. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing. 

~Weird Facts of the Day~

1. A hallucination is a perception of something that is not really there. A hallucination can involve any of the senses: hearing, sight, smell, taste, or touch.

2. A hummingbird's wings can rotate in a full circle.

3. Hibernating turtles can tolerate extremely cold temperatures because their blood behaves like anti-freeze.  

~Spiritual Wisdom for the Day~   

1. "When we are simple and positive at heart, we view things to be positive, comfortable and beautiful."

~Supreme Master Ching Hai~

2. " Freedom of speech doesn't mean you say what you want; it's just that you know what you should say or not. Freedom of thought doesn't mean you think what you want, but whether you know what you are thinking is free, is real, is correct, is right or not. Freedom of action doesn't mean you just do what you want, but you know what your actions are and you know what you are doing." 

~Supreme Master Ching Hai~

3. " We pursue spiritual practice because we want to use it to make our daily life more comfortable. Our spiritual cultivation within should be used on the outside, so we can see the result. We will also feel very comfortable, very useful and have great progress."

~Supreme Master Ching Hai~

Well folks that all for today. Thank you for stopping and come back soon for more fun stuff. 

Also I love to hear from you. Leave me a comment below and let me know what you think. Tell me what you liked or didn't like. What you would like to see more of.

I am always open to suggestions. Have a great day. I see the sun is poking its head out...Ya, can it really be that spring has finally arrived?? I sure hope so..

Encouraging Health & Wellness by Sarah

for Body, Mind, & Soul

Sarah